Decoding the texts everyone gets

What "we should hang out sometime" really means

The friendliest way to not make plans. "Sometime" is the tell — a real invitation has a day attached.

This is warmth without commitment: they like you in theory, just not enough (yet) to open the calendar. If you want to know which it is, propose an actual day and watch what happens.

These are the patterns — but the same word means different things from different people. Sided reads your actual conversation and tells you what THIS person means, and what to say back.

More texts, decoded

• "k"
• "we need to talk"
• "I'm fine"
• "sure, whatever works"
• "lol"
• "..."